Digital Vigilante Gifts

"I'm bored. Let's hack into phone companies' massive personal data storage and get the goods on someone!"

Search results - sex, sex ,sex. Mother saying - 'How many times have I told you not to look up The Tweenies on the internet'

Hate Platforms

Lynching on social media

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

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"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."