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"I'm bored. Let's hack into phone companies' massive personal data storage and get the goods on someone!"

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Lynching on social media

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

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'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"I think Baxter needs a break."

'Have you been giving them too many tweets again?'

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'I suspected hackers when it accepted all the student scholarship applications.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Guns won't help

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."