Internet Vigilante Pillows

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

'Don't come whining to me. Get back online and hack him right back.'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Lynching on social media

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The new global mantra flag for the future

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Guns won't help

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

Ebola Clinic

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

Keep out - Covid-19