Online Vigilante Pillows

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

Lynching on social media

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The new global mantra flag for the future

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Guns won't help

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

Ebola Clinic

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

Keep out - Covid-19