Cybersecurity Vigilante Pillows

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

Lynching on social media

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

Guns won't help

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

Coronavirus

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"Don't read it! He's phishing."