Cybersecurity Vigilante Prints

We Value Your Privacy (Actually, we value it at around $20 a pop for every organization we sell it to).

Lynching on social media

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

Guns won't help

"Tonight, Daddy's going to teach you how to stay save on the internet."

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

A knight fights the Covid-19 virus.

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

Coronavirus