Data Vigilante Pillows

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

The new global mantra flag for the future

You can relax now.

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Guns won't help

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Stocks closed higher on news that despite market volatility, Edgar Freund, just an average investor from Petoskey, Michigan, decided not to sell anything."

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

Ebola Clinic

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

'I've brought my attorney along to read the small print.'