Cyber Cautioner Gifts

Being careful on social media.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

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"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"My new antivirus software makes my computer self destruct if someone tries to hack into it. I mistakenly hit the wrong key when typing in my password."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

'I know those big money deals from NIGERIA are a scam, but this e-mail is from NEW GUINEA!'

Although he huffed & puffed, the Big Bad Wolf was unable to hack the third Little Pig's computer!

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

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'To help with our phishing and pharming issues, corporate lent two of their top security experts to us for this month.'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"We got you a computer for your Birthday, grandpa."

"I'm here to protect your data!"

'We're sorry. Your answer to your secret question was incorrect. Your bank account has therefore been erased from our banking system.'

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'We need to add an eleventh - 'thou shalt not spam.'

'This school does have a bit of a problem with cyberbullying.'

"I can't remember what I did with all the data on your computer. A substantial raise in my allowance would jar my memory."