Online Safety Crusader Gifts

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Robot Robber

Mobile phone damage to children.

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

The Government is now following you...

Your computer is not fully protected...

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

The Dangers of Social Media

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

Knights of the iPhone

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"Hey honey, I found this great article about protecting kids from social media on Facebook!"

To insure Rodney's safe websurfing, Thelma sets her own parental controls.

Safety last.

The Cab of Guilt - "This is your mother, reminding you that if you don't buckle up I will kill myself."

I'm teaching my kid how to stay safe online.

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"There! Caught another idiot using his phone whilst driving."

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

Perpetrator of a daring daylight illegal electronic transfer of funds fleeing the scene of the crime.

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'