Online Safety Guru Gifts

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

Louie loved lurking online and off.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

AI Safety Officer

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Nice park. . .

Beware of Everything

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Safest Airline in The World

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

The Future of Flight?

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

The Government is now following you...

'It's an old work injury.'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

"Not Lick, you fool, lich! It's the heimlich maneuver."