"You think they all look like security risks."
Cyber Security Gifts
Searching for a cyber security-themed gift? Our collection captures the clever, witty side of cybersecurity with designs perfect for tech geeks and security pros alike. From humorous mugs for coffee breaks to stylish t-shirts and cozy pillows, find a unique way to celebrate their passion for protecting digital worlds.
"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."
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'I'm not being bullied...it's from my boss.'
"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."
"Technology has changed criminals these days. Instead of taking my money and credit cards, the mugger made me give him my online passwords."
"'Woof-woof'? That's your idea of a secure password?"
"Sometimes I regret using his name as my password - every time I forget it, I have to call him something new."
"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."
"Sorry kid, but making a list of who's been naughty or nice, amounts to cyber-stalking these days."
"Don't ever meet up with anyone you chatted to online, and never hop into a car with a stranger."
"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"
"My mom's always telling me to change my underwear and my passwords."
"We may have to live outside for a while. I forgot the password to our smarthome."
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The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
The Anti-Agent
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.
"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."
"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'
"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions
"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."
"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"
Algorithm 'n' Blues
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
Cyber Security Gifts Collection
Cyber Security Mugs
Explore our collection of cybersecurity mugs and find the perfect witty or funny design for the tech enthusiast in your life.
Cyber Security Pillows
Check out our cybersecurity pillows to add a humorous yet cozy touch to any tech lover’s living space or office.
Cyber Security Prints
Discover our cybersecurity prints, ideal for decorating your tech workspace with witty designs that celebrate digital security and hacking culture.
Cyber Security T-Shirts
Browse our cyber security t-shirts for clever, statement pieces that showcase their passion for digital safety with humor and style.