Internet Awareness Gifts

I think I'm being cyber stalked.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Moses on the web

Right click for yes...

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Here's MY information highway!'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

National Everything Awareness Day

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Wifi in Hell

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Likes: $2.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

E-Baying @ The Moon

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"OMG, LOL!"

Obsession with the Internet.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

I.T. Fear

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

The World Wide Web.

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