Privacy Awareness Gifts

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Here's the problem -- your fourth wall is broken. That's why you keep seeing all those people out there."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

'You told someone I was away from my desk. That's way too much information.'

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

"To ensure a free and transparent workplace I wear an active body camera while monitoring everyone's email."

"Do I need a password?"

"Old people seem content because they know all the dodgy-stuff they said and did years ago isn't still floating around the internet."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

National Everything Awareness Day

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."