Privacy Awareness Mugs

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Here's the problem -- your fourth wall is broken. That's why you keep seeing all those people out there."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Be careful with those, Ernie. I don't understand it, but I heard privacy can be compromised if we're not careful with our posts.

I'm not getting a criminal background check to be a substitute teacher. Sorry, principal. Aren't you setting a bad example, nana? Yeah. How else can our kids prepare for lives of continual surveillance and invasion of their privacy? Take an airline flight! Or sign on to Facebook.

They're security cameras. I got them because I'm my own worst enemy.

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

'You told someone I was away from my desk. That's way too much information.'

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'

WE DEVALUE YOUR PRIVACY

"To ensure a free and transparent workplace I wear an active body camera while monitoring everyone's email."

"Do I need a password?"

"Old people seem content because they know all the dodgy-stuff they said and did years ago isn't still floating around the internet."

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

National Everything Awareness Day

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.