Privacy Issues Mugs

"Your medical records are safe with us. We take patient privacy very seriously."

"Bob? Bob Henderson? I'd recognize that face from my extensive database anywhere!"

Internet Blackout and the NSA

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

Domestic Spying Drones

'Google Earth is getting SO precise! Right now, I'm zoomed in on Kathy Mangiante's face and I can tell she's had lip implants!'

'I just love coming to the park and watching the birds.'

New Bill to Let Police Search Practises.

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.

'We were going to do a remake of 'I've Got a Secret' but nobody has one anymore.'

Hilda Dinkerbonker takes on the issue of NSA domestic spying...

FaceApp Spyware Controversy

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Next gen pregnancy tests.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."