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Privacy Aware Gifts
Looking for a gift for your privacy-aware friend or loved one? Our collection features clever and amusing items that honor their commitment to personal boundaries and digital discretion. Whether for a tech enthusiast, privacy advocate, or someone who simply values their alone time, these products make a meaningful statement. From humorous mugs to stylish prints and cozy pillows, each item is designed to connect with individuals who cherish their right to privacy and enjoy expressing it in fun, inventive ways.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
The Anti-Agent
"Too crowded. Let's go."
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
Club Antisocial
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
National Everything Awareness Day
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."
Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
Next gen pregnancy tests.
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
Privacy Conference Security
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
"Yes, I'm alone."
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
She required plenty of personal space.
Police Statetion
Privacy Aware Gifts Collection
Privacy Aware Mugs
Explore our collection of privacy-aware mugs, featuring witty designs and thoughtful messages perfect for privacy advocates and digital privacy fans.
Privacy Aware Pillows
Browse our privacy-inspired pillows, offering a cozy way to celebrate personal space at home.
Privacy Aware Prints
View our selection of privacy-focused prints, perfect for decorating spaces that cherish personal boundaries and digital discretion.
Privacy Aware T-Shirts
Check out our privacy-themed t-shirts, combining humor and style for those who value discretion and personal boundaries.