Privacy-conscious Parent Gifts

IT'S 10PM...DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR COMPUTER IS DOING?

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

The Digital Family

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'Are you sure the children get plenty of exercise'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'Your son stopped passing notes to his friends in class. Now he's text messaging them.'

"Go ask your search engine."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"Before Thornton goes to bed, you might let him spend some time with this toy. It's a new concept in bubble-making technology. As you will note, it has a number of interchangeable components that allow for many variations and options as to the quantity an

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

Today's Mothers Day!

"You never call, and the federal government will back me up on that."

"Hey - the GPS tracker I put on my Easter basket says it's in the kitchen!"