Privacy Rights Gifts

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

I.D. Cards Protest Group - Database of members: Name, Age, Address, Income, Occupation, Marital status...

"Hi there, Consumer 275/B. I am your personal surveillance satellite - here for your safety and security. . . What can I do for you today. . ?"

Privacy.

"And in our opinion you will vote for..."

"Management says it's definitely NOT employee surveillance. Instead, they call it 'free media exposure.'"

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

'I told teacher what you said about not wanting them taking my fingerprints. . .'

Your DNA is in the database.

Espionage in the European Union.

"Economy is going gangbusters but the horses are still spooked by the way social media collects their data and sells it to unnamed third parties."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

A Remarkable Coincidence

Giving Up a Little Privacy

National Sophistry Agency

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

Cops' Right to Beat You in Private Shall Not Be Infringed

Facelook

Knew That

We Are More Worried about Losing the Right to Take Away Your Privacy

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Next gen pregnancy tests.