Privacy Rights Prints

"They had their names removed using the right to be forgotten."

I.D. Cards Protest Group - Database of members: Name, Age, Address, Income, Occupation, Marital status...

"Hi there, Consumer 275/B. I am your personal surveillance satellite - here for your safety and security. . . What can I do for you today. . ?"

Privacy.

"Management says it's definitely NOT employee surveillance. Instead, they call it 'free media exposure.'"

"You know if I've been naughty or nice? Do you have my phone tapped?

'I told teacher what you said about not wanting them taking my fingerprints. . .'

Your DNA is in the database.

Espionage in the European Union.

"Economy is going gangbusters but the horses are still spooked by the way social media collects their data and sells it to unnamed third parties."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

The Anti-Agent

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Club Antisocial

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

Privacy Conference Security

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"

"Yes, I'm alone."