Security Issues Gifts

The Atomium Bombs

'. . . and of as now, I can assure you, there will be no place for terrorists. . .'

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"He's a guard dog."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

The Scanner Of Love.

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Beware of Don"

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Moulin Rouge Security

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

A Little Extra

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

Scarecrows guarding a field

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Death to the Extremists

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

The Best Defense

Statue of Security

"We've been cancelled."

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'