Security Issues Mugs

'. . . and of as now, I can assure you, there will be no place for terrorists. . .'

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"He's a guard dog."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"Beware of Don"

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Scarecrows guarding a field

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Moulin Rouge Security

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Nuclear Security Summit

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Mou...Man trap!

Aggression/Security