Security Awareness Mugs

"I won a million dollars in an online lottery, and as I was tranferring the money to my bank account, the computer froze."

"It was a scam, but how was I to know..."

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

'Most businesses point their CCTV cameras at property they want to protect. . . not at what they want to watch on the webcam...'

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

DIY Piggy Bank Raiding Sleeping Owners Wallet.

Welcome?

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'Oh good Lord! 'Tourists'? I thought you said 'Terrorists'!'

"Uh, oh! We've got a problem! This safe has a childproof lock."

The Anti-Agent

A young Don King

You Are Here

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

UK border controls relaxed.

National Everything Awareness Day

High security Santa's grotto

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"He's a guard dog."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

That party went well.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I see you've security marked your property."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Prejudice/Empathy