Security Awareness Pillows

"I won a million dollars in an online lottery, and as I was tranferring the money to my bank account, the computer froze."

"It was a scam, but how was I to know..."

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

'Most businesses point their CCTV cameras at property they want to protect. . . not at what they want to watch on the webcam...'

'Stop kicking the back of my chair!'

DIY Piggy Bank Raiding Sleeping Owners Wallet.

Welcome?

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

'Oh good Lord! 'Tourists'? I thought you said 'Terrorists'!'

"Uh, oh! We've got a problem! This safe has a childproof lock."

The Anti-Agent

A young Don King

You Are Here

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

UK border controls relaxed.

National Everything Awareness Day

High security Santa's grotto

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

That party went well.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"He's a guard dog."

No Immediate Danger

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Prejudice/Empathy