Public Safety Awareness Pillows

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

A young Don King

You Are Here

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Dog Crossing

No Immediate Danger

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Wall Street...

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Zika global alert

The proper way to wear your mask

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Just Another Sloe News Day

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"You and me, a romantic getaway, and not a birdwatcher in sight."

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"I'm the designated driver."

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

'Whoops!'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"