Public Safety Awareness Pillows

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

A young Don King

You Are Here

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

Dog Crossing

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The proper way to wear your mask

Unsafe Drain Covers!

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Zika global alert

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

"I don't think that's what they meant about wearing a mask."

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

'Whoops!'

"You and me, a romantic getaway, and not a birdwatcher in sight."

"I'm the designated driver."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'