Safety Awareness Week Pillows

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

A young Don King

You Are Here

National Everything Awareness Day

Mind-Fullness

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Why am I running?

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

No Smoking.

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Days without an incident.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

"I'm the designated driver."

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

'Whoops!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"