Safety Awareness Day Pillows

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

A young Don King

You Are Here

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

National Everything Awareness Day

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Man using to much bug spray

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

On the brink.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

No Immediate Danger

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Baby on board.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile