Safety Training Day Pillows

Safety is number one

"Now remember, before you lift Bill, you need to BEND YOUR KNEES!"

No Smoking.

A young Don King

You Are Here

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

No Immediate Danger

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Teamwork

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Sand danger

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

Days without an incident.

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

"Arrghh! - I came around the corner and tripped over that sign!"

Love thy Neighbour.