Safety Drills Pillows

Advanced Fireman Test

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Technically, yes, it's women and children first, but this is just a drill."

A young Don King

You Are Here

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Man using to much bug spray

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Baby on board.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

No Immediate Danger

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

On the brink.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'