Workplace Safety Day Pillows

Caution - Wet Floor.

Work Accidents

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

"We need a union!'

Time Out For Teddy

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

No Smoking.

Labor Day '19

Wear a helmet

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

First Aid Box

Days without an incident.

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

Work Safety - Chemicals.

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'