Safety Training Day T-Shirts

Safety is number one

"Now remember, before you lift Bill, you need to BEND YOUR KNEES!"

No Smoking.

A young Don King

You Are Here

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Teamwork

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Sand danger

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Wall Street...

I expect you all to be team players

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

Days without an incident.

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Minefield! Thank you for treading carefully.