Driver's Safety Week Pillows

Give up.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Please Drove Carefully.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Touring Cyclist

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Computer Controlled Car

It's A Breeze

Bedroom Traffic Control

No Smoking.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

One Way - Yield

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Days without an incident.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Safe driver.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'I brake for animals'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'