Driver's Safety Week Mugs

Give up.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Touring Cyclist

'Your Grounded!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Computer Controlled Car

It's A Breeze

Bedroom Traffic Control

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

No Smoking.

One Way - Yield

Days without an incident.

Safe driver.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"Just one last crossing to make..."

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'I brake for animals'