Road Safety Awareness Day Mugs

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle

A young Don King

You Are Here

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

No Immediate Danger

Touring Cyclist

Dog Crossing

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Your Grounded!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

No Smoking.

One Way - Yield

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Nice park. . .

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'