Road Safety Sage Mugs

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Nice park. . .

One Way - Yield

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Attention: Speed Troughs

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"Aways the victim."