Driving Safety Pillows

'It's not easy to eat breakfast, text, conduct a conference call and drive at the same time...but I did it!'

'No more for him mate. He's driving.'

"I coulda been killed had this not deployed. Thank god for my passenger's side handbag!

For the worst killers, there's no vaccine.

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Give me a second. I just have to finish this text I started in the car."

Colin thought that driving while using the phone made him a great driver. Everyone else thought it made him an idiot.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Cats on Board.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'So much for your new Satnav!'