Driving Safety T-Shirts

'It's not easy to eat breakfast, text, conduct a conference call and drive at the same time...but I did it!'

'No more for him mate. He's driving.'

"I coulda been killed had this not deployed. Thank god for my passenger's side handbag!

For the worst killers, there's no vaccine.

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Give me a second. I just have to finish this text I started in the car."

Colin thought that driving while using the phone made him a great driver. Everyone else thought it made him an idiot.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Cats on Board.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

How am I abducting?

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"