Safe Driving T-Shirts

'I think you're losing me.'

"...and please let Grandma and Grandpa get home safely... even if Grandpa is too stubborn to admit he's had too much to drink!"

Drink Driving

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!

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Cell phone heaven.

'I stopped you Ma'am, because you were putting your makeup on while driving on the freeway!'

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"I'm the designated driver."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Why do they do that?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Cats on Board.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"