Safety Conscious Driver T-Shirts

Radial Reflex: When your steel belted tires hit a speed bump.

GM recall

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Turmoil change.

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Safe driver.

I think I can...

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

Old Tires are Used to Build New Roads...So Drive Carefully

Woman buying a 'Steak and Donkey' pie from supermarket.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

Car Pools.

Height barrier accident.

'Would it matter if I was on the phone reminding my daughter not to drive while talking on the phone?'

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

Cutaway of a hybrid car under repair.

"I coulda been killed had this not deployed. Thank god for my passenger's side handbag!

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'