Safety Conscious Driver Pillows

Radial Reflex: When your steel belted tires hit a speed bump.

GM recall

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Turmoil change.

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

I think I can...

Safe driver.

What?

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Don't you think you've had too many drinks?

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Hybrid Autos. I've already got a hybrid car --- half of it belongs to me and half to the bank.

Product Recall (aeroplane)

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Old Tires are Used to Build New Roads...So Drive Carefully

Woman buying a 'Steak and Donkey' pie from supermarket.

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

Turn on the AC

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

Car Pools.

Height barrier accident.

'Would it matter if I was on the phone reminding my daughter not to drive while talking on the phone?'

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

"And our top of the range model is uniquely fuelled by hydro electricity sourced from the clearest glacier melt water filtered through recycled muslin face masks."

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'