Safety Conscious Individual Pillows

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

A young Don King

You Are Here

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

No Immediate Danger

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

On the brink.

Baby on board.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'