Road Safety Pillows

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"

"If your mother asks, we crossed at the corner."

'It just came out of NOWHERE!!'

'That woke me up, too!'

"Well according to the breathalyzer you have been drinking - from the toilet."

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

Zebra Crossing

'But, officer, I AM wearing a seat belt.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?"

Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.

"Oh yeah...winter. Now I remember!"

Signwriter doesn't take his own advice to beware.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'I think you're following too close!'

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

Construction worker with stop signs.

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

"Well, maybe next year, you'll remember the rope!"

Computer Controlled Car

3C-Keep Your Eye On The Road

Speed Limit 65. Age Limit 85.

'Well don't say I didn't warn you!'

'Ok, enough of teh Ho, Ho, Ho just Blow, blow, blow!'

Truth in Crosswalk signs.

Lollipop Man.

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

'g2g am abt 2 cras in@ a trk'

"Phew, lady - we made it!"

Caution Confusing Signage Ahead.

'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'

'You kids have it easy with your iPod and cell phone distractions. I had to look at the wall as I drove into it.'

'How come all the bad drivers follow you around?'