Road Safety Pillows

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"

"If your mother asks, we crossed at the corner."

'It just came out of NOWHERE!!'

'That woke me up, too!'

"Well according to the breathalyzer you have been drinking - from the toilet."

Our drivers are safe, courteous and professional. Want to make something of it?

Zebra Crossing

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Nope, no airbags. But did I mention the heavy-duty seatbelts?"

'But, officer, I AM wearing a seat belt.'

Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.

Signwriter doesn't take his own advice to beware.

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

'I think you're following too close!'

"Oh yeah...winter. Now I remember!"

Computer Controlled Car

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'

"Well, maybe next year, you'll remember the rope!"

Speed Limit 65. Age Limit 85.

3C-Keep Your Eye On The Road

Construction worker with stop signs.

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Truth in Crosswalk signs.

Caution Confusing Signage Ahead.

"Phew, lady - we made it!"

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'

'g2g am abt 2 cras in@ a trk'

Lollipop Man.

'Ok, enough of teh Ho, Ho, Ho just Blow, blow, blow!'

'Aw, give me one for the road...who's it going to hurt?'

"Exercise: Check! Diet: Check! No vices: Check!"

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'