Street Safety Pillows

Dog Crossing

Zebra Crossing

'Damn cyclists never stop at red lights.'

Beware of pickpockets.

Watch for Children.

BEEN MUGGED - PLEASE PASS

Watch Children

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Man using to much bug spray

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Please Drove Carefully.

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Touring Cyclist

On the brink.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Baby on board.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"