Street Smart Pillows

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Come to Brooklyn

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

"Someone's nicked the Neighbourhood Watch sign."

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

Dog Crossing

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Sidewalk the game

Parking meter holdup

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Watch for Children.

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Muggers.

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Hoodies playing chess

Blind folded - Please Help.

"We're doing our bit to keep crime off the streets Officer. We've been staying in Tuesday and Thursdays."

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Phil Anderson, Three-Time Beggie Award Winner

"Busy working—get lost!"

"I'm smart, but not A, B, or C smart."

"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"