Street Smart Pillows

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Come to Brooklyn

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

"Someone's nicked the Neighbourhood Watch sign."

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

Dog Crossing

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Sidewalk the game

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Parking meter holdup

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

Watch for Children.

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

Muggers.

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Hoodies playing chess

"Busy working—get lost!"

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

"I'm smart, but not A, B, or C smart."

Blind folded - Please Help.

Phil Anderson, Three-Time Beggie Award Winner

"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"