Street Smart Individual Pillows

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

Skater dude.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Sidewalk the game

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"

Parking meter holdup

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Watch for Children.

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

Muggers.

The Urban Utility Belt

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'We need an expert to improve our marketing concept, our business strategy and our sales performance. That's why I decided to hire the 12 year old from the lemonade stand on the other side of the street.'

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

Come to Brooklyn

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Phil Anderson, Three-Time Beggie Award Winner

"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"

Blind folded - Please Help.

"Busy working—get lost!"

"Someone's nicked the Neighbourhood Watch sign."