Street Smarts Fan Pillows

Old lady with a mace handbag.

Cariactures

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Bayonne Festival

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Miracles on 34th Street.

Honey please!

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

Guitarist.

Street musician enterprises.

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Guitar emergency.

'Don't stop playing. My sales are going through the roof!'

Parking meter holdup

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"Goddam Dogs."

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

"Hey, if you have to ask, you can't afford them."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

Watch for Children.

Parking? I don't think so.

Mute Ventriloquist

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar to Celtic air fiddle'

'No thanks.'

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'We need an expert to improve our marketing concept, our business strategy and our sales performance. That's why I decided to hire the 12 year old from the lemonade stand on the other side of the street.'