Street Smarts Fan Pillows

Old lady with a mace handbag.

Cariactures

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Bayonne Festival

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

Miracles on 34th Street.

Guitarist.

Guitar emergency.

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

Street musician enterprises.

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Honey please!

'Don't stop playing. My sales are going through the roof!'

Parking meter holdup

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

Bert's Ragtime Band.

"Goddam Dogs."

"Hey, if you have to ask, you can't afford them."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Watch for Children.

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Parking? I don't think so.

'No thanks.'

Mute Ventriloquist

'Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar to Celtic air fiddle'

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'