Street Magic Fan Pillows

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

Cariactures

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

Medieval Office Supplies

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

Bayonne Festival

Eye of Newt Helper

Miracles on 34th Street.

"I turned Billy Whitley into him. Can I keep him?"

A blind conductor leading and blind orchestra

Guitar emergency.

Guitarist.

Honey please!

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

Street musician enterprises.

Can't you just text me..?

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Have any of you guys seen a crap magician with a magic top hat?'

Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.

Magical box of chocolates.

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

'Don't stop playing. My sales are going through the roof!'

"Get Doc Weston and tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight."