Pedestrian Safety Pillows

'Don't worry Fred, there's nothing there but it stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

Don't Text

"This is not a great walking town."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Please Drove Carefully.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Dog Crossing

Touring Cyclist

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

"On your left."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

One Way - Yield

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Nice park. . .

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Attention: Speed Troughs

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

A Deer Traffic Warden.

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'I brake for animals'