Pedestrian Safety Gifts

'Don't worry Fred, there's nothing there but it stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

Don't Text

"This is not a great walking town."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

Dog Crossing

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

Computer Controlled Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Bedroom Traffic Control

"On your left."

Nice park. . .

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

One Way - Yield

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Attention: Speed Troughs

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Zero gravity ahead.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"