Pedestrian Crossing Gifts

Harvey had pressed the button and was waiting for the green man to appear.

Push for Disco...

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Cake Walk

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

'I see you crossing a road...'

Sidewalk the game

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

Lawyer Xing

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Expect delays.

Dog with enormous stick.

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

Pedestrian Corridor

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

Crossorcism: A religious belief that the fates of hell are entered through a crosswalk.

"Yeah. Well... Who crossed the road first?"

A Mystery Solved

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Simon Says 'Cross'

'Don't worry Fred, there's nothing there but it stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

"This is not a great walking town."

1. Walk sign and 2. Walk and chew bugle gum sign.

Another reason chickens cross the road: 'It's supposed to be good for the gizzard!'

'Someday they're going to figure out how to organize - then, look out!'

'Do you remember when cycle paths were called pavements?'

No caption (Various parallel paths are marked for walking and biking, whereas a path marked for dogs is erratic rather than straight).

Zebra Crossing

Traffic Lights: Stop-HURRY!