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Harvey had pressed the button and was waiting for the green man to appear.

Push for Disco...

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

'I see you crossing a road...'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Sidewalk the game

'It's a parasol - they don't know whether it will be rain or shine!'

Lawyer Xing

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Expect delays.

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

Dog with enormous stick.

'Why does there have to be a reason?'

A Mystery Solved

"Yeah. Well... Who crossed the road first?"

Crossorcism: A religious belief that the fates of hell are entered through a crosswalk.

Pedestrian Corridor

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

'Set the green light to turn on . . . now!'

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Simon Says 'Cross'

"This is not a great walking town."

'Don't worry Fred, there's nothing there but it stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

Another reason chickens cross the road: 'It's supposed to be good for the gizzard!'

'Someday they're going to figure out how to organize - then, look out!'

'Do you remember when cycle paths were called pavements?'

Zebra Crossing

"Hi. I'm the bridge you said you'd cross when you came it."

Traffic Lights: Stop-HURRY!